Because, more than anything, you want to be first female shuttle commander, you head off to space camp for the summer. Along the way, you meet a young Joaquin Phoenix who is BFF with an idiot robot, Jinx. Your mentor has a stick up her ass and is making you train to be a pilot instead of a shuttle commander! As if. You want to have fun, but the one time you make out with your nemesis Kevin, you get caught. If only you were in space! It’s times like these when a gal could use a good thermal curtain failure, but you’re told the chance of this happening is once every 4.9 million years, and you won’t live that long.
Gotta love a gray jumpsuit. Light blue NASA gear is so 1986.