You’re either a bored housewife who reads the personals and writes about your disturbingly boring existence while you eat the rest of the birthday cake in the middle of the night or you’re an adventure-seeking free spirit who steals a pair of very valuable earrings and flits from country to country.
Or maybe you’re the same person. Are you confused? The hit man is confused. The husband, the boyfriend and the other boyfriend are even more confused. Everyone is very confused.
One of you has amnesia; the other is looking for the woman who stole her “stuff,” including a skull suitcase full of rad clothes, including but not limited to a pyramid jacket that may or may not have belonged to Jimi Hendrix. The only clue you have is The Magic Club, where it all comes to a head.
You’re Rosanna Arquette in Desperately Seeking Susan … or are you Madonna … or are you both?
Norma Kamali Boyfriend Jacket from Wal-Mart, $20
Tapered Pants, $35
Mossimo Wanette Cage Sandals from Target, $15
Electric Aztec “Pyramid” Drop Earrings, $55
Rosary Bead Charm Necklace, $28
Lucca Couture Tie Bustier, $48
Cats Eye 50’s Style Novelty Glasses in Black, $5.99
Lace gloves, $5.99
Black Grosgrain Bow on Headband, $8
Can I just say for the record how bummed I was that I couldn’t find a similar pyramid jacket or sparkly slouch boots? These were the items I dreamt of wearing “when I grew up,” and they’re completely elusive. Hence the boyfriend blazer and cage sandals (hey, it’s summer) in their stead.
