You want that summer internship at the newspaper, but you do not win the contest. When your journalism teacher tells you your article on the health content of school lunches isn’t interesting, you fire back, “I’m a damn good writer!” Then you decide that you weren’t given the internship because you’re a girl.
So you dress in drag and enroll in another school (easy, peasy). Then that school’s journalism teacher informs you that your article sucks, too. Turns out you’re just no good at being a reporter because you aren’t actually reporting anything interesting.
Maybe you could write about this being-a-guy thing. You know, wearing socks down your pants to endow yourself, getting (inexplicably) hit on by girls, falling in love with your best friend and then exposing your breasts to him at prom, you know, that kind of thing.
You’re Terry Griffith, and you’re “Just One of the Guys.”
Go androgynous:
Go feminine:
