You’re a recently divorced librarian in San Francisco, and your friends are telling you it’s time to get yourself “out there” again. Leave yourself open to new experiences, they say. So when you see a man stranded on the side of the road, you think to yourself, “Why not give him a ride?” You exchange pleasantries, set a date at the movies and he asks you to hang onto his cigarettes for some convoluted reason. He shows up late to the movies and proceeds to die right there on your shoulder while muttering something about dwarves. But when you fetch the manager of the theater, there is no body. You’re starting to look crazy, but that doesn’t stop an albino from following you, sex fiend Dudley Moore from trying to seduce you and a bunch of people from trying to kill you in pursuit of the cigarette case. Good thing you have Chevy Chase and a mad set of fashion skills to keep you alive and sane.
