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The Five Worst Commenters on the Internet

The Five Worst Commenters on the Internet •

Sometimes I find myself getting inexplicably sidetracked by scrolling through hundreds of comments on blog posts or news articles I find intriguing.

This happens often enough that I would consider myself a pro comment reader. (I don’t know whether to be proud of this status or whether to put myself in timeout for being the queen of free-time suckage.)

At any rate, there are a several types of comments I see over and over again that make me want to stab my computer, pull my hair out and revoke my membership to the human race. Here are a few of them.

The 5 Worst Commenters on the Internet

  1. Hi! I love your blog. Check mine out! {stupid link here, usually in another color}
  2. How dare you forget my favorite band on this highly subjective best-of list? Don’t you know that you must have my exact same taste in music in order for me to take you seriously?!
  3. I can’t believe you imbeciles wrote an article about this completely un-newsworthy celebrity (never mind that I clicked on it via my own free will).
  4. This completely unrelated post totally justifies my racist/sexist/elitist/political views, and allow me to reiterate them here in the comments because this is the perfect soapbox for my pathetic cause.
  5. Anyone who comments on Yahoo! News articles or YouTube videos, ever.

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